Sigh at the police. Sigh....I've been pulled over like 5 times in the last 2 months, and like 3 times out of the 5 I've been drunk. (disclaimer: these are all estimates, I may or may not have been pulled over more times and may or may not have been drunk more times than 3). Anyway, expired tags, fender benders, etc. You name it and I've probably been pulled over for it. The great thing is, even though I was drunk, I got a ticket for expired tags or something similar and never gotten a DUI. Is it incredibly immature and irresponsible? You betcha. Do I care? Well, not really. I guess that's why I'm an internet asshole. Everyone just stopped reading my blog cuz they act like they give a shit about drunk driving. Let's face the facts. Everyone has done it, I've just probably done it more than you have. Get off your fucking high horse and kiss my ass.
Moving on:
Tonight I won about $1,500 total between live and online. I wanted to post a hand not because of any discussion value at all, but because of how awesome it was.
Uhhhh....evidently my pokertracker went busto. Am looking at the hands and it's nowhere to be found. Very weird. Anyway, basically I re-raised AA pre-flop, got a call against a guy who was playing very aggro. The flop is A 8 8 with two spades. I bet out because I'm incredibly awesome at poker, he raises, I call and we get it all in on the turn. He has 6 8. Ship it. Big pot there.
On a sidenote, is anyone else getting sick of this Michael Vick case? LOL at sportscenter. He could face up to 10 years in jail. My fucking ass he could. The dude makes like 10 trillion dollars a year. There are so many holes his lawyer could poke in this case it's not even funny. If he spends 5 minutes in jail I will be shocked. Just get on to the sports highlights and please for the love of god stop showing this shit. It's older than the Barry Bond's homerun record. (thank god he broke it so we don't have to see 30 minute expose's of him every episode)
Anyway, I'm probably a bit angry about being pulled over this morning while on my way to get breakfast. The cool thing for you is, you get to see me ruin my life from the sidelines and have no responsibility but to laugh at me. It's a win/win. My wife's inducement was moved back to tonight. She will be going to the hospital tonight and then will be induced sometime tomorrow morning. I expect at this time tomorrow my new son will be on the way. Thanks for all the well wishes guys and gals. (lol like girls read this)
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Dont drive drunk mmmk. DUI costs about 8k after all is said and done. Thats assuming u dont hurt anyone else.
-Drome (i forgot my blogger password apparently)
Yeah it's dumb I know.
The Fact that you have children and continue to put yourself and others at harm is a shame.
Time to grow up and be a responsible adult.
Peace
Seriously imagine your young kid dead because of a drunk driver. No judgment but how would you feel if you killed someone one night? It is your life but it effects other people too.
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